Stuff I like (all)
- LEAKING MY NUDES
I’ve realized how selfish it is to hang onto my nudes when they could be bringing the world joy. That’s why, if you preorder my...
last night a guy in a cowboy hat and boots hit on me multiple times and i told him that i don’t do cowboys and he got offended i love it
if you ever smoke too many blunts with me and are afraid to walk home alone i’ll walk with you forever.
open this email from pizza hut for a chance of 10-50% off an online order and of course it’s 10% off the fuck you trying to pull pizza hut.
i started two new stories. one is about an old man and an injured hawk. the other is about a guy that picks up roadkill for his job.
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oh no, this is very bad.
sender, there’s a glaring lack of effort here. this is a blurry log and you’re posing like a roast...
- What You Cannot See
There are few things more humiliating than shopping for clothes as an overweight woman. We hear the statistics about how obesity...